I don’t write patterns often, but when I do, I keep them here! All patterns are FREE!
You’re free to sell finished products you make from my patterns, but copying and distributing the patterns themselves is prohibited. Just credit me (@GeekyHooker) and link back to the pattern if you sell finished products!
Porg
I hated these little squawkers in Star Wars: The Last Jedi. I still wrote a pattern for them.
Gudetama
The laziest little egg who just can’t. Make this lil’ sunny side up dude with the wiggly butt!
Pocket Totoro
Tote this little Totoro with you into your garden to plant happy little plants and trees!
Bevo
This one’s for all my fellow longhorns! Brings a whole new meaning to HOOK ‘EM!
BMO
BMO does it all! Skateboard, play video games, fix a car, etc. It’s the best lil’ bot ever!
Oscar the Grouch
Ever want to tell people “SCRAM!”? Make your own lil’ Grouch to do it for you!
Trauma Dumpling
When an autocorrect error turns into a hilarious meme, I crochet it.
Doraemon
The best robo-kitty in the universe! Who needs a truck when you have a 4D pocket?
Bloater
Look, it’s not this guy’s fault he caught a nasty fungal infection. (He squeaks too!)
Moo Deng
It’s the world’s favorite chonky and chompy baby hippo! (And yes, she chomps!)
Neko Atsume Cat
Make Snowball from Neko Atsume!
(Yes, the butt is there too. IYKYK)
Chubzilla
He won’t destroy any buildings, but he might tear up your cookie jar.
Mona from Nanalan’
Make the internet’s favorite meme-tastic Canadian sweet pea!