Oh, New York City. I keep going back because I love the place so damn much. There’s so much happening at any given moment. I went back for another trip, stuffed my face, visited a few spots that I hadn’t seen before (or hadn’t visited in a long time), and of course I brought a few critters to drop too.
The Food:
The primary reason why I keep going back to NYC is to eat everything in sight. Houston’s got fantastic food, but for everything that I can’t get at home in Houston, New York hits the spot every single time. I ate at various bakeries, slurped up noodles at ramen shops, and I had one splurge meal at Aska, where J and I overdid our eating rampage and got a 19(!!) course Nordic tasting menu where we ate some of the most innovative and unique food that we’ve had in a long time. Two courses that particularly surprised me with how FREAKING GOOD they were were the fried lichen (reindeer moss) and the mushroom ice cream. It was different, and it was something that I’d never find at home, but in the end my favorite meals whenever I visit NYC are always the simpler, cheaper meals. There’s nothing like ending off a night of drinking with some cheap Japanese skewers.


















Stuff that I didn’t get to eat this time around:
- Katz’s and/or Russ & Daughters – AGAIN. I even walked past them, but I was too stuffed from another meal earlier and had to forgo some bites at these two spots again. Inner fat kid problems, I know.
- Any Eastern European joints. I’ll get my fill of pierogies and blintzes one of these days!!
- Ice cream. I had several different ice cream spots mapped out (Chinatown Ice Cream Factory, Ice & Vice, a return visit to Momofuku Milk Bar), but I skipped them all because it was ridiculously cold over the weekend.
- POMMES FRITES. I’M STILL UPSET ABOUT THIS ONE. It’s one of my favorite spots in NYC, then it burned down, BUT IT HAS RISEN FROM THE ASHES. Just about every night I told myself I was going to leave space for some delicious fried potato goodness, AND EVERY NIGHT I HAD NO ROOM FOR IT. WHY. WHYYYYYYY. (because I ate too much, that’s why)
- Peter Luger’s: Being from Texas, it’s counterproductive for me to eat steak when I travel because we’ve got so much good steak right here at home. But I’ve had multiple people insist that I need to try this place (including other Texans), so I’ll have to give this a shot in the future.
The Sights:
- The Met: I hadn’t been to The Met in over a decade, and that was on a half-assed visit from a high school trip. J had never been to the Met at all. We decided to pay a visit, and we immediately got lost in all of the art and history on display. I flipped out over the Van Gogh paintings, and J looked like a kid in a candy store when we walked into the musket room in the arms & armor collection. But can I talk for a minute about how incredibly well thought-out the exhibition halls are? Oh, we’ve got a collection of Greek and Roman statues to put on display – instead of putting them in a stark white gallery, let’s rebuild a freaking Roman temple to house them all. Got some portions from the walls of an Egyptian tomb? Let’s rebuild the tomb. European art ends up in rooms with royal maroon walls and gilded frames, modern art is in high-ceilinged white rooms with lots of open space. I enjoyed the Met when I was in high school, but I didn’t fully appreciate it until I visited as an adult. It really is a magnificent place.

















ALL THE PRETTY YARN!!
I’ve been to NYC a few times now, and somehow it never occurred to me to visit some yarn shops! Thanks to the advice of some redditors, I visited Purl Soho and the Lion Brand Yarn Studio and saw some amazing fiber art and touched some of the softest, most luxurious yarn around. I didn’t even want to know how much it cost, but there were so many pretty colors and it was super soft. Far better quality yarn than the cheapo yarn I usually use to make my critters.





THE CRITTERS!
For this trip I brought three critters with me, and all three were found!! Woohoo!! Here’s where they all went:
Iron Man was the first critter that I dropped, where I decided to leave him at Midtown Comics.
#CRITTERDROP ALERT: Iron Man gave me too much snark, so I dumped him off. Find him and he's yours! pic.twitter.com/1dJFBI02zb
— Geeky Hooker (@GeekyHooker) March 2, 2017
I know, not the most creative hiding spot I’ve ever done, but it seemed like a fitting place in the big city. About 20 minutes later I got confirmation that he’d been found!
found 🙂 pic.twitter.com/YjnwaEj34n
— Michelle W (@gargoyelle) March 2, 2017
The REALLY exciting part? HE’S GOING TO AUSTRALIA. I GET TO MARK AUSTRALIA ON MY CRITTER MAP!
@GeekyHooker this cutie will be well supplied with booze in NYC before he makes the trip down under to my sis in Perth🍺💃🏼👌🏻 pic.twitter.com/zB0PvRpNVy
— Michelle W (@gargoyelle) March 3, 2017
That’s one down, two more to go! Next was Captain America. He’s the kid from Brooklyn, and since I had my dinner reservation in Brooklyn on Friday night, it only felt right to take him back home. I got a tip from a redditor to visit Desert Island while I was out there, and I ADORED the place. Small, but full of charm. I didn’t want to make a trend of leaving the critters at comic book stores, but I couldn’t resist leaving little Captain America there.
#CRITTERDROP ALERT: I swear I'm not making a trend of dropping these in comic book shops, but this place is too cool. Find Cap & he's yours! pic.twitter.com/MjnFYsr4OX
— Geeky Hooker (@GeekyHooker) March 3, 2017
I later got a message on Instagram that the kid from Brooklyn had been found! He’ll still be around New York City, but he’ll be getting a change in scenery and be moving to Queens.
Woohoo!! The kid from Brooklyn is getting a change of scenery and is moving to Queens! #critterdrop pic.twitter.com/rBdnu48piy
— Geeky Hooker (@GeekyHooker) March 4, 2017
Last one was Spider-Man. I know, I know, I left Captain America in Brooklyn so Spidey should’ve been left in Queens, but Queens wasn’t in my plans so he was going to get dumped off somewhere in Manhattan. With Peter Parker being a journalist I felt like I found a decent substitute for a drop spot:
I couldn't take him to Queens, but as a journalist this will do! Find Spidey and he's yours! (And thank you @nytimes for doing right!) pic.twitter.com/OsI68nQaCv
— Geeky Hooker (@GeekyHooker) March 4, 2017
I later got a buzz that Spidey had been found and he’ll be moving to LA!
Spidey is moving to warmer weather in Los Angeles! pic.twitter.com/iA2Htqg3hM
— Un Ángel (@angriwooki) March 4, 2017
That’s another 100% drop report rate! I’ve been getting more of those lately. That makes me happy. 🙂 Thanks to everyone who joined the hunt, and thank you New York City for being amazing as usual. I’m sure I’ll be back. ❤



What a write up. I not only want to go and do this exact trip you did but I would love to go to NYC with YOU! You are so fun and I love how you find the off the beaten trail things. That purple room sounds like something I need to visit RIGHT NOW! Awesome trip report. Thank you so much for sharing!
I’d say the Dream House isn’t for everyone…it’s definitely on the avant-garde artsy side (i.e. borderline “WTF is this”-artsy) and I can see a lot of people being like “dude, it’s just a purple room,” but it’s still interesting to see ($10 donation for admission, FYI). Tannen’s Magic Shop on the other hand was a super fun find, I’d definitely suggest that as a fun offbeat place to visit! 🙂
i want that green tea molten dessert please.